Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Er... Yeah...

Bryant: (whining in his new robe) Do I have to wear this?
Me: YES SO GET ONTO THE STAGE!

Scene:
Guess what time it is. Floating time! Literally. I found myself floating in the middle of nowhere. I looked around, but saw nothing.
“Where am I?” I called out. No reply. Then I noticed what I was wearing. Holy crud was all I was thinking.
I was wearing a deep emerald green robe (Gown, whatever, same thing) made of satin, with a lighter green border. The gown itself was pretty simple, but you should have seen the circlet. I touched my head and took off my circlet. Looking at the lines just confused me. The circlet itself was green and there was an emerald on smack center of the circlet. I sighed. I always preferred no fancy accessories and what do I get?  I placed the circlet back onto my head and looked around.
“Where in the world am I?” I asked aloud. I was expecting no answer, so when I did get one, I jumped really high.
“You’re in your own conscience,” replied a kind voice. A female figure with brown hair and hazel eyes appeared right in front of me.

End of scene

Bryant: Can I please take this off now?
Me: Yes, just do it in the changing room this time!
Bryant: (grumbles and hurries off)

BOOM!

Me: (groaning) Cedric!
Cedric: Sorry...
Jonnar: Ugh... Help!
Jonathan: I'm in here too! HELPPPPPP!
Me: -_-;
Raymond: There goes the stove...wait...THE STOVE?!
Kuya: Water!
Me: There goes backstage...

Thursday, April 14, 2011

RANDOMNESS!

Me: sighs...
Cedric: The printer is finally fixed!
Raymond: (covered in ink) Yeah... Sure is....
Kuya and Lan: (also covered in ink) Grr....
Cedric: O.O I'm outta here!
Jonathan: Isn't it almost time for acting?
Me: Yeah! To your posts everyone!

Scene:
My mom opened up the door to our apartment. “Jonathan! I thought you were at Kuya’s! Why are you –” I glared at her and stomped right past her. As I was going to Jonathan’s room, I heard my mom mutter, “I could have sworn his eyes were red… No, no, I’m just worrying myself, I’m so silly, that couldn’t be possible.” She poked her head around the corner. “Jon Jon, since you’re here, would you like me to cook dinner?”

I sighed and twirled the pencil around my thumb. Jonathan was so lucky, he always was able to have control over his own body. Humph, and it made him weak too – it was easy knocking him out. He didn’t even notice me behind him (mentally) when I knocked him out. I finished my essay on the Harappan civilization and the chemical reactions between oxygen and hydrogen. Jonathan groaned inside me. Uh oh. He was waking up. Back in the chatroom for heirs, as Jonathan calls it, I placed my hand on Jonathan’s forehead. He sighed as a light appeared in my hand. This would ensure him sleeping for awhile. He looked so peaceful. I wish things were really like that, so I could actually know what peace felt like. But they weren’t, and I wasn’t going to be here for long… 

-End of scene-

Me: Good job guys! Good one-shot-and-get-it shot!
Jonathan: (groans and pushed Jonnar off of him)
Jonnar: I hate that scene! It makes me look like the bad guy!
Marissa: Duh
Kuya: (laughing) lucky me, I don't get a part in this story!
Me: I have plenty in stock for you and Raymond in the next book Kuya.
Lan: (nudging his brother) Hahahaha spoke to soon!
Kuya: (groaning)

Monday, April 11, 2011

Um...

So... What should I talk about now?

Jonathan: I don't know.
Me: Thanks for nothing.
Cedric: Oh crap... I just blew up the printer again!
Kuya and Lan: ... Yeah, this one really is a mess.
Khai: Oh wow. O.O
Me: There's another few hundred dollars. Cedric you're paying!
Cedric: WHAT????????
Me: Look, just because you're not human doesn't mean you can't go out and get some money.
Cedric: You weren't supposed to reveal that!
Jonathan: (whispering) Just grab a check out of June's book.
Me: (twitching) So that's where I got all the extra bills!
Everyone: Uh oh.
Me: JONATHAN A. S. GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!
Jonathan: (screaming)
Bryant: O.O But um... June don't we need to start acting soon? Like for the story?
Jonathan: Exactly!
Me: (growling) yeah, but in the next scene Kuya, Khai, and Raymond get to torture Jonathan!
Raymond, Kuya, Khai: YEAH!
Jonathan: Damn.
Jonnar: (inside Jonathan's head) I told you not to get her mad but nooooooooooo you just had to go and make her mad!
Me: Don't worry Jonnar, I'll only make Jonathan feel the pain :).
Jonnar: Then in that case...I'm fine with it! Have funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn guys!
Jonathan: I can't believe we share the same body.
Everyone except Jonathan: (laughing)
Jonathan: I'm dead, literally.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

The "Staff"

I'm sure y'all wondering who the heck the staff is... Well here you gp:

Me: The O Great Wonderful and Wise Author.

Jonathan: My co-worker and co-author. The main protagonist in my series.

Kuya: Awesome guy. One of the two editors. Main supporting character in my series.

Khai: Don't get him mad. He's worse than Kuya. He's the other editor and another main supporting character.

Raymond: He's nice, but WAY too quiet. He helps me with the title page designing and all. He acts like a co-author sometimes.

Bryant: Nice but scary when he's mad. He's the level headed one in the group. He manages the designing with Raymond.

Cedric: He keeps order within the group...just keep him away from computers. Apparently, the way to fix computers is by whacking them for him. He does the printing and everything...though he really isn't good with appliances.

Eric: Evil dude. Not really, but he can act like one, so watch out. He's also my co-worker. He actually does work pretty well though..

Jonnar: He and Jonathan share the same body (freaky). He has the same jobs as Jonathan (DUH).

Marissa: Jonathan's girlfriend (this is random).

Lan: Kuya's twin. He helps with all the jobs sometimes.

There are other minor staff members...but...eh...there are too many of them to list....

Monday, April 4, 2011

This is random

Me: I'm not even sure what I'm going to use this blog for!
Jonathan: Typically
Me: Shut up Jon Jon
Jonathan: For the billionth time, DON'T CALL ME JON JON
Me: Jon Jon

(Kuya walks in)

Kuya: Hi - Woah, why are you two having a staring contest?
Jonathan: Because she called me Jon Jon
Kuya: Not again! (moaning)
Me: (still glaring at Jonathan) This is one of my editors... and main characters in my book, Kuya M. Y. He's nice but don't get him mad...
Kuya: HEY!
Jonathan: Look what you've done now...
Me: Well excuse me

Sunday, April 3, 2011

About me...

Well, as you can see above, I love anime. And I also like writing...on word so don't get the wrong idea.
Jonathan: Pfft.
Me: (growling and glaring) And this is my co-worker Jonathan A. S.
Jonathan: Whatever.
Me: And he's also one of the main characters in the series I'm writing... I love torturing him!
Jonathan: Nooooo...
Me: Shut up or I will let you go to the TORTURE CORNER!!!!!!!!!!
Joanthan: (silent)
Me: ^^ that's better.
Jonathan: ...