Wow....

WOW! I have not posted in like FOREVER. I mean, seriously, I've already finished The Sixth Mission, The First Traitor, The Final Chapter, and am now working on the crossover on like page 76!

Jonathan: (snorts) Yeah, thanks
Me: Whatever, shut up, and go play with Sam or something
Sam: :D

So anyway...what has happened in my year of disappearance?

1) I started middle school
2) I finished three of my books since I last updates...I think
3) Tiffany and I have had two major arguments that involve random chainmails with mad faces written all over it
4) I've actually chatted with Bryant...
5) My typing is way faster now
6) I've developed way more character in my story
7) I've taken a road trip around Canada
8) My grandpa died...
9) I have a minor writer's block

Jonathan: Which basically means it's a break for us :D
Me: Hey, you know, I'm the one who's funding all of your meals
Kuya: And even my Jell-O sticks!
Lan: :D
Kemeul: >:D
Me: O.o NOT cool...

:D

Jonathan and the others: (Still getting tortured by fangirls) Noooooo
Me: HAH! THAT'S WHAT YA GET
Jonnar: :D
Raymond: ;D
Jonathan: D:
Jonnar: Sometimes I like being able to torture people especially Jon Jon you know what I mean?
Me: Yeah, sure do!
Raymond: Hahahahaha
Kuya: Please -
Lan: - stop -
Kuya: - this!
Me: I'll spare you IF you stop doing that!
Kuya: Sure!
Lan: KK!
Me: :D okay girls, get Jonathan and the others but Kuya and Lan have some "work" to do

(fangirls whine and let go of Kuya and Lan)

Joanthan: U KIDDING MEH???????????????????????????????????
Jonnar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

More talking...

Me: Sooooooooooo how was it Jonnar?
Jonnar: (now in control) awesome!
Jonathan: ... sniffle
Marissa: >.> sighs..............
Cedric: Um... Guys? The printer is gonna -

BOOM!

Everyone: for the billionth time, you don't hit the self-detonation button!
Cedric: Sorry...
Raymond: Sighs... (covered in ink again) again...
Cedric: Sorry....
Raymond: That's okay...but there goes my bill...
me: Don't worry Raymy, you get the stuff in the PENCIL BOX!
Raymond: YAY!
Cedric: Pencil box?
Kuya: It's the box...
Lan: ...that's has the word...
Kuya: "Pencil" on it but...
Lan:...really only has one pencil in it...
Kuya: ...and is filled with food...
Lan: ...June eats in class...
Kuya: ...it has a bunch of mints and -
Jonnar: STOP IT!
Kuya and Lan: ?
Jonathan: That twin talk of yours gives me a headache...
Kuya: So -
Lan: -rry
Everyone: Groan
Raymond: (jumping in joy) YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYY!
Me: Jonnar gets some too!
Jonnar: Really? YEAH!
Jonathan: Why not me?
Me: (glares) coz I've been reading all your chats!
Everyone except Jonnar and Raymond: YOU KNEW?
Me: Ya, and it really pissed me off, you know I can make things MUCH worse for you!
Jonnar: I TOLD you not to do it!
Jonathan: Grrrrrrrr....
Me: :D Ya, and since you made me mad... Lyd?
Lydia (Jonathan's sister): (comes in) ready?
Me: Ya! Don't worry jonnar I'll let you temporarily separated from Jonathan!
Jonnar: FINALLY! FREEDOM!
Lydia: Okay girls.... GO GET THEM!

(fangirls rush in)

Jonathan, Kuya, Lan, etc.: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wait... Didn't I just post?

Me: I love random stuff.
Jonathan: ...
Jonnar: Yoohoo! I'm in here you know. Jonathan's little mind of his is a little cramped!
Me: Okay, next scene, you get control.
Jonathan: WHAT?
Me: Jonnar's nice!
Jonathan: (snorts) Bearer of Death, yeah sure, REAL nice.
Jonnar: (glare) Don't make me set your ringtone again!
Jonathan: You wouldn't!
Jonnar: Yeah! Maybe Wonder Pets this time!
Jonathan: Noooooooooooo!
Me: :D This is why I love Jonnar!
Tiffany and Sharmi (other authors): = =

Long time no see...

Lol I just realized that I have posted in like FOREVER!

Jonathan: Duh
Me: Shut up please.

BOOM

Cedric: Uh oh... (sweatdrop) there goes the Mac...
Me: >.>
Bryant: Sighs...
Marissa: Time for a shoot guys!
Me: But my computer (glares at Cedric) just blew up!
Marissa: Don't you have a USB stick?
Me: Oh right.... Well, get ready guys!

-Scene-

That Bryant really wants to get himself kill, doesn’t he? Eric managed to flip Bryant hard right into the ground. I was only lucky enough to catch Eric’s strike before he was able to cut Bryant in half.Bryant yelped in surprise. “Cedric! What are you –”
“Get out of here!” I exclaimed as Jonnar slammed himself into Eric. “You don’t have enough skill! Don’t get yourself killed!” Grace screamed. I whipped around to find Grace and the others suddenly surrounded by shadows.
“Bad shadows!” exclaimed Christian who whacked a shadow with a cookie. Surprisingly, it worked. “Oh… Did cookies actually work?”
“I can’t believe I’m saying this,” muttered Ciara. “But good job Christian!”
“Whee!” exclaimed Christian. Then to my, Grace, Yaro, and Bryant’s surprise, he turned into a wolf and knocked down a lot more monsters. Then he turned back into a human. “Funnnnnnnn! I haven’t done that in awhile!” Marissa rolled her eyes and stabbed a shadow that took a form that looked a lot like a piece of human pie.
“Yikes,” Grace said.
“Where is the source?” I demanded. Eric shrugged.
“That’s for me to know, and you to find out.” He send Jonnar, Bryant, and me tumbling into the wall with a flick of his hand. He laughed. “Though you’ll probably never will. Goodbye, Cedric. Give Khai my regards…if you survive.” He slashed his sword and disappeared.

-End-

Eric: I just LOVE being evil!
Me: Yes, we all know, weren't you the one who suggested to torture Khai?
Khai: Grr.....
Me: O.o; Uh.... Bye for now -
Khai: GET BACK HERE YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR AN AUTHOR

Er... Yeah...

Bryant: (whining in his new robe) Do I have to wear this?
Me: YES SO GET ONTO THE STAGE!

Scene:
Guess what time it is. Floating time! Literally. I found myself floating in the middle of nowhere. I looked around, but saw nothing.
“Where am I?” I called out. No reply. Then I noticed what I was wearing. Holy crud was all I was thinking.
I was wearing a deep emerald green robe (Gown, whatever, same thing) made of satin, with a lighter green border. The gown itself was pretty simple, but you should have seen the circlet. I touched my head and took off my circlet. Looking at the lines just confused me. The circlet itself was green and there was an emerald on smack center of the circlet. I sighed. I always preferred no fancy accessories and what do I get?  I placed the circlet back onto my head and looked around.
“Where in the world am I?” I asked aloud. I was expecting no answer, so when I did get one, I jumped really high.
“You’re in your own conscience,” replied a kind voice. A female figure with brown hair and hazel eyes appeared right in front of me.

End of scene

Bryant: Can I please take this off now?
Me: Yes, just do it in the changing room this time!
Bryant: (grumbles and hurries off)

BOOM!

Me: (groaning) Cedric!
Cedric: Sorry...
Jonnar: Ugh... Help!
Jonathan: I'm in here too! HELPPPPPP!
Me: -_-;
Raymond: There goes the stove...wait...THE STOVE?!
Kuya: Water!
Me: There goes backstage...

RANDOMNESS!

Me: sighs...
Cedric: The printer is finally fixed!
Raymond: (covered in ink) Yeah... Sure is....
Kuya and Lan: (also covered in ink) Grr....
Cedric: O.O I'm outta here!
Jonathan: Isn't it almost time for acting?
Me: Yeah! To your posts everyone!

Scene:
My mom opened up the door to our apartment. “Jonathan! I thought you were at Kuya’s! Why are you –” I glared at her and stomped right past her. As I was going to Jonathan’s room, I heard my mom mutter, “I could have sworn his eyes were red… No, no, I’m just worrying myself, I’m so silly, that couldn’t be possible.” She poked her head around the corner. “Jon Jon, since you’re here, would you like me to cook dinner?”

I sighed and twirled the pencil around my thumb. Jonathan was so lucky, he always was able to have control over his own body. Humph, and it made him weak too – it was easy knocking him out. He didn’t even notice me behind him (mentally) when I knocked him out. I finished my essay on the Harappan civilization and the chemical reactions between oxygen and hydrogen. Jonathan groaned inside me. Uh oh. He was waking up. Back in the chatroom for heirs, as Jonathan calls it, I placed my hand on Jonathan’s forehead. He sighed as a light appeared in my hand. This would ensure him sleeping for awhile. He looked so peaceful. I wish things were really like that, so I could actually know what peace felt like. But they weren’t, and I wasn’t going to be here for long… 

-End of scene-

Me: Good job guys! Good one-shot-and-get-it shot!
Jonathan: (groans and pushed Jonnar off of him)
Jonnar: I hate that scene! It makes me look like the bad guy!
Marissa: Duh
Kuya: (laughing) lucky me, I don't get a part in this story!
Me: I have plenty in stock for you and Raymond in the next book Kuya.
Lan: (nudging his brother) Hahahaha spoke to soon!
Kuya: (groaning)